Song: Fake Palindromes Album: The Mysterious Production of Eggs Artist: Andrew Bird this is definitely my favorite song on the whole album I play it- standard tuning capo 2nd fret Intro (Violin): C Riff [--0----------------0h1--0-----------] [--1------1------3----------3--------] [--0---------------------------------] Repeat: 8x [--2---------------------------------] [--3---------------------------------] [------------------------------------] Am Riff [--0----------------0h1--0-----------] [--1------1------3----------3--------] [--2---------------------------------] Repeat: 4x [--2---------------------------------] [--0---------------------------------] [------------------------------------] G Riff [------------------------------------] [--3------0------3--3h5--3--1--------] [--0---------------------------------] Repeat: 3x [--0---------------------------------] [------------------------------------] [------------------------------------] Transition Riff [-----0--1--0------------------------] [--3-----------3--1--0--1------------] [------------------------------------] straight into verse [------------------------------------] [------------------------------------] [------------------------------------] Verse: C my dewy-eyed disney bride, what has tried Am swapping your blood with formaldehyde? G monsters? C whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide! Am jesus don't you know that you could've died, you should've died G C with the monsters that talk, monsters that walk the earth Chorus: Am C and she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes G Am and she's got knee high socks, what to cover a bruise F C she's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use G Am she's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you F G C she's got blood.. in her eyes for you (then part of the g riff comes in a bit before the actual riff) B String [---3h5--3-1---] G Riff x3 Transition Riff Verse: C certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads Am they run you hot and cold like a rheostat, i mean a thermostat G C so you bite on a towel, hope it won't hurt too bad C my dewy-eyed disney bride, what has tried Am swapping your blood with formaldehyde? G C what monsters that talk, monsters that walk the earth Chorus: Am C and she says i like long walks and sci-fi movies G Am if you're six foot tall and east coast bred F C some lonely night we can get together G Am and i'm gonna tie your wrists with leather F G C and drill a tiny hole into your head F G I'm gonna drill a tiny hole.. into your C Riff x3 end on C alright.. enjoy